If you haven't read my family's current state of madness, please read my posts about the move and the job change. You can start with
yesterday's post, but most of the past month has been riddled with chaos
While treading water on a bicycle with a fruit basket on my head, I'm also contributing to the AW Blogger Chain. I've listed the chain in the sidebar, but it's probably not the right order, as it changes sometimes.
Gillian tagged me from her sweet post about birthday gifts, and the really thoughtful book she got for her mother.
Now, I'm supposed to build my post off of this, but all I can think about is all the birthdays I HAVEN'T given gifts for. I used to be Ms. Sappy, Phd with personalized poems and decoupaged photo clocks and surprise parties.
But that lady seriously flunked out.
Don't get me wrong, every holiday in my calendar gets hijacked by someone, so there's plenty of spending. And sure, I actually enjoy shopping for the people that live with me (even though it's usually the day before -- on eBay -- to be shipped within 48 hours.) But I'm pretty Bah Humbug about everything else.
I know the birthday month of most of my extended family members, but that's the extent of it. If I happen to see someone during their birthday month, the greeting might go something like this:
"Didn't you just have a birthday?"
"No, it's not 'til next week."
"Oh, well happy almost-birthday."
"Thanks?"
So now that we've established the fact that I'm a completely lame sibling, niece, aunt and cousin, I should let you know that I don't buy gifts for friends either. My rationale is that if I buy her a gift, she'll think she needs to buy me one. There's all the score-keeping, etc.
Cripes, I can't even remember to brush my hair, how could I ever keep track of what kind of gift Sally gave me last year. Or was that the year before and she skipped my last birthday? Or did Gertrude give me that? OMG - maybe they're trying to tell me to stop the cycle...
Forget it.
And I'm not sending one of those hand-made, stamp-it-up, origami-works-of-art thank you cards either. The verbal one from my honest lips is all you get.
Sorry, Grumpy Smurf has been edgy lately.
Simran is up next in the chain. She's a lovely lady who writes about
Everything Indian. I'm sure she'll pull the chain back from my depths of snarkdom.
Here's every post in the chain:
Forbidden SnowflakeFireflies in the Cloud Mad Scientist Matt's LairYouth - Our Greatest Natural Resource - aka Pass the Torch
The Road Less TraveledJennifer SandoPeregrinasFlying ShoesSouthern ExpressionsOrganized ChaosKappa no HeTiffany's SmorgasbordEven in a Little ThingLiv's LifeEverything IndianAW Chain gifts snark